Well what is there to say about me
Not much, but only that i am the bee's knees
ill rock your socks off
and it will be to much for you to handle that i will rock your socks back on your feet
Oh! also im a kick ass poet
hope you got your mcgriddles cuz heres a taste comming at ya
hope you like your terza rima's hot, cuz thats just the way im serving them

“A closet full of colors
Belonging to my hipster waredrobe
Like a million different ice cream flavors

I can ever look super fly in a gosh darn bathrobe.
Cuz thats just how fly I am
One day my flyness will cover the globe

I be super fly just like a can of spam
Pop me open and you’ll be hit with hotness
You’ll be dumb struck and hit by a train like WHAM!

Cuz you know me I radiate with hotness
Cuz thatshow I roll
Cuz I reinvent the word hotness”

Theres your taste
i hope i didnt blow your mind cuz it would be a waste
one less person i can dazzle with my awesomeness

Madison, Electro Pop, Tight Pants, Colorful Pants, Cartoons, Candy, Fancy Patterns, Scarfs, Shoes, Dogs, Video Games, Nintendo Wii, Hipsters

The Acadamy Is..., A.F.I., Alkaline Trio, The All American Rejects, All Time Low, Amber Pacific, Bedouin Soundclash, Blink 182(who doesnt), Bouncing souls, Cobra Starship, Dropkick Murphys, Fall Out Boy, Flogging Molly, From First To Last, Gogol Bordello, Green Day, Guns 'n Roses, Gym Class Heros, Halifax, Hawthorne Hights, Hellogoodbye, The Higher, Less Then Jake, Linkin Park, Millencolin, Motion City Soundtrack, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, Natalie Portman's Shaved Head, Paramore, Pennywise, Rancid, Reliant K, Rise Against, Rufio, Say Anything, Silverstein, Story Of The Year, Street Dogs, Sugarcult, Sum 41, Taking Back Sunday, Tenacious D, Trapt, Underoath, The Used, Whole Wheat Bread

Anchorman, Big Boggey Adventure, Hook, Hot Rod, Night at the Roxbury, Nightmare Before Christmas, Transformers, Talleadega Nights and The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny

Chowder, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

i cant read